adult quiz

adult quiz

Mistress Gatta • 23 בספט׳ 2005

> >ADULT SEX QUIZ
> >
> >Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob
> >A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
> >blowjob
> >
> >Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
> >A.) So men can be open minded.
> >
> >Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
> >A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
> >
> >
> >Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
> >A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
> >
> >Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
> >A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
> >
> >Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
> >A.) "Is it in?"
> >
> >Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
>Boy?
> >A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
> >
> >
> >Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
> >A.) One of his fingers is clean.
> >
> >Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
> >A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
> >
> >Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
> >A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
> >screwed.
> >
> >Send this to 3 People You Know, Or You'll Have Bad Sex for the Rest of
>Your
> >Life....
> >I sent it to more. Didn't want to miss out.

I love your sense of humour

Blondie the good​(מתחלף) • 2 באוק׳ 2005

Too bad you're living across the pond
ha ha ha