Here And There(נשלטת)
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לפני 19 שנים •
4 באוק׳ 2005
the truth as a child/the truth as an adult
Truths About Life Learned as a Child
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. # When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. # If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. # They always catch the second person. # Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. # You can't trust dogs to watch your food. # Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. # Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. # Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. # School lunches stick to the wall. # You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. # Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. # The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED # Raising teenagers is like nailing JELLO to a tree. # There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. # One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. # The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere... and let the air out of their tires. # Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due. # Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts. # Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. # Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside. # Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. # My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. # If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. # You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. |
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Aragorn(שולט)
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לפני 19 שנים •
6 באוק׳ 2005
Nice ones
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Here And There(נשלטת)
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לפני 19 שנים •
7 באוק׳ 2005
.... Aragorn כתב/ה: Nice ones
thanks. it fits the american prototype more then it does the Israelli's, so i think israelli's will connect to is less. |
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