old joke

old joke

Mistress Gatta • 12 בינו׳ 2006

>A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
>
>He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank
>you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing,
>food
>stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says
>"You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and encounters
>another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in
>America!"
>
>The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival
>walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and
>says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand
>and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"
>
>He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an
>American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks
>her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch,
>shrugs, and says.........
>
>"Probably at work!"

Blondie the good​(מתחלף) • 12 בינו׳ 2006

You can tell the same joke about the U.K
The exact same thing