Mistress Gatta |
לפני 18 שנים •
12 בינו׳ 2006
old joke
לפני 18 שנים •
12 בינו׳ 2006
Mistress Gatta • 12 בינו׳ 2006
>A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
> >He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank >you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, >food >stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says >"You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and encounters >another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in >America!" > >The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival >walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and >says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand >and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" > >He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an >American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks >her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, >shrugs, and says......... > >"Probably at work!" |
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