בדיחה נחמדה באנגלית על שליטה

בדיחה נחמדה באנגלית על שליטה

Master_Abra_Kadabra​(שולט) • 31 בינו׳ 2004

mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he
went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his
self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on
the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that 'I'
am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me
my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The fucking funeral director," said his wife.

Tame • 31 בינו׳ 2004

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מצויין
דווקא ציפיתי לפאנץ' ליין אחרת.. זה תופס אותך הכי טוב כשאתה לא מוכן

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זיקית • 31 בינו׳ 2004

מצוין !