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לפני 15 שנים •
19 באפר׳ 2009
The Daily Joke
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.
They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?" Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M." Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that." "Oh, sure," says Sally, "He Snores while I Masturbate." Feel free to add some of your own 
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לפני 15 שנים •
20 באפר׳ 2009
You Might Be A Wannabe - Dom / DommeIf you ever use the phrase "A real sub wouldn't have a problem doing that"... you might be a Wannabe If you think the word "submissive" means the same thing as "easy"... you might be a Wannabe If you think leading your sub around by a leash in the supermarket is appropriate entertainment for everyone... you might be a Wannabe If you think it's perfectly acceptable to address all submissives as "slut"... you might be a Wannabe If you think SSC stands for "See Submissives Cower"...you might be a Wannabe If your vanity plate reads "MSTR-2-U"... you might be a Wannabe If you enter a chat room and command all the subs to call you Sir... you might be a Wannabe If you're trying to book a flight to GOR... you might be a Wannabe If you think all subs put out on the first date... you might be a Wannabe If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys... you might be a Wannabe If you think the GOR novels are based in fact... you might be a Wannabe If you can't understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place... you might be a Wannabe If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously... you might be a Wannabe If you think safewords are for sissies... you might be a Wannabe If you think placing a "Sir" or "Master" in front of your nick name automatically makes you a Dom... you might be a Wannabe If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind... you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist) If you have to constantly refer to the owner's manual to use your toys... you might be a Wannabe If you think Dom's can't show their feelings and need to be cold and aloof... you might be a Wannabe If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys... you might be a Wannabe If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive "how to" book for BDSM... you might be a Wannabe. If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once... you might be a Wannabe If household items don't inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.)... you might be a Wannabe If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub... you might be a Wannabe If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool... you might be a Wannabe |
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morgause(מתחלפת){מ}
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לפני 15 שנים •
20 באפר׳ 2009
דיינו!
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