Short but Good Ones- Enjoy

Short but Good Ones- Enjoy

Mistress Gatta • 24 בנוב׳ 2004

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> My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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> -Henny Youngman
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> My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
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> Then we met.
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> -Rodney Dangerfield
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> A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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> -Milton Berle
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> I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
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> "There is water in the carburetor."
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> I asked her , "Where's the car?"
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> She replied,"In the lake."
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> -Henny Youngman
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> The secret of a happy marriage, remains a secret.
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> -Henny Youngman
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> After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
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> "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
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> The husband replied,
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> "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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> When a man steals your wife,
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> there is no better revenge
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> than to let him keep her.
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> I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months -
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> I don't like to interrupt her.
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> My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
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> So I got myself two girlfriends.
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> A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
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> not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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> Man is incomplete until he is married.
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> Then he is finished.
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> A little boy asked his father,
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> "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
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> The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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> Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa,
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> a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
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> Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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> Then there was a man who said,
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> "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married"
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> then it was too late.
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> A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
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> The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same:
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> "You can have mine."
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> A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
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> "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
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> "A billionaire." she replied,
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> Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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> Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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> It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
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> It only seems longer.
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> Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
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> men would go through life
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> Thinking they had no faults at all.
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> A successful man is one who makes more money
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> than his wife can spend.
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> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> A man meets a genie.
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> The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,
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> But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
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> The man thinks for a moment and says,
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> "Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
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> Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
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> They've experienced pain and bought jewellery
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> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
> Just Once.
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NICE

אבנר​(לא בעסק) • 27 בנוב׳ 2004

belly nice indeed
!!!


(Delhi style)