FUNNY

FUNNY

Mistress Gatta • 1 בדצמ׳ 2004

> A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to
> work for the New York Times. His first assignment was
> to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to
> him and he returned to one of the most remote areas he
> knew of in his home state of Arkansas. Deep in the woods,
> he came upon a farmers house and decided this would be
> a good place to start.
> He introduced himself to the back country farmer and
> explained why he was there. The farmer (Billy Jeff)
> agreed to answer his questions. The reporter asked Billy
> Jeff what event in his life had made him the happiest.
> Billy Jeff replied, "One time a neighbour lost one of
> his sheep. We all formed a posse and found it. After
> we all screwed it we took it back to the farmer that
> lost it."
> "I can't print that," said the reporter, "Is there
> another event that made you really happy?"
> Billy Jeff thought for a minute and said, "Yep. One
> time the daughter of another local farmer got lost.
> She was a good-lookin' young girl. We all formed a
> posse and found her. After all of us screwed her, we
> took her back to her daddy."
> Again the reporter knew he couldn't print the story
> and decided to take a different tack. He asked the
> farmer "Is there any event in your life that has
> made you really sad?"
> Billy Jeff hung his head and replied, "Well, I got
> lost once."

melody • 1 בדצמ׳ 2004

OMG

LOLOLOL