Harley Davidson and God

Harley Davidson and God

Mistress Gatta • 21 בינו׳ 2005

An engineer of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation
died and went to
heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've
been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
is, you can hang
out with anyone you want in Heaven."



The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang
out with God."




St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced mim
to God. He then
asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"






God said, "Ah, yes."




"Well, " said the engineer, "professional
to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention.




1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusion.




2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.




3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.






4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.




And finally!
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."




"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there, "
replied God. "Hold on."




God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few
words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper
and God read it.




"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed, "
God said to the engineer
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding
my invention than
yours."