Last Will and Testament of a Russian Alcoholic

Last Will and Testament of a Russian Alcoholic

Mistress Gatta • 27 בינו׳ 2005

why its better to have bottle of vodka then woman
1. bottle vodka does not care how many bottles you had before her
2.she does not care if you compare her quality with qualities of other bottles.
3.you can throw her in a back seat of the car and transport her that way.
4.you can touch her before taking her home with you.
5.she does not care if you watch sports all day long
6.she is not going to get mad if you don't talk to her.
7.you can always look under her without any worries
8.when you have no use for her- you can always throw her out.
9.she is never jealous of other bottles.
10 and she could not care less if you have other bottles in your fridge

BTW

Mistress Gatta • 27 בינו׳ 2005

BTW, I'm not sure, but seems in Russian it sounded somehow better... well, I tried My best!

הבוס שלך​(שולט) • 28 בינו׳ 2005

It sounds perfectly fine in English, too