| Mistress Gatta |
לפני 19 שנים •
5 בפבר׳ 2005
Airplane Joke
On an airplane somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, the pilot turns on the PA system and says:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Please listen carefully to this information, as it pertains to our flight. We're flying at a altitude of 10,000 meters at a speed of 900 kilometers per hour. The outside temperature is: FUUUUCCCCCCCCK!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? HOLY, SHIT!" Everyone is the cabin is completely silent. After a minute, the PA system comes on. "Ladies and gentlemen, please forgive me. You see, the stewardess spilled hot coffee on me. If only you could see the front of my pants now. A man in the first row says: "Your pants! That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!" |
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