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Flyimg Refrigerator...... continue reading.....

Mistress Gatta
לפני 19 שנים • 6 בפבר׳ 2005

Flyimg Refrigerator...... continue reading.....

Mistress Gatta • 6 בפבר׳ 2005
The stewardess walks out into the cabin:
"Which one of you hasn't paid the freight cost for your refrigerator?"
No one answers.
"I'll ask it again--who? If you don't pay for it, we'll drop it!"
All the passengers look at each other.
"Well, I warned you."
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Some time ago, a boy and a girl were stranded on a desert island.
Many years passed--and they grew into a handsome young man and a beatiful girl.
They grew to love each other. One day, the young man said, "Honey, I've decided to give you a present! Come with me."
They got on their raft and floated out a little way.
"Listen, some time ago I found a oyster with a pearl down here. It was small, so I left it. Now, I'm going to dive to get if for you."
He dove under water to look for the pearl. But there had been a storm, and it was covered with sand. Finally, almost drowning, he found it and
started swimming back up. He swam up to the raft and there he saw:

EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN BLOOD AND A THERE'S A REFRIGERATOR ON THE RAFT!
Mistress Gatta
לפני 19 שנים • 6 בפבר׳ 2005

here we go...

Mistress Gatta • 6 בפבר׳ 2005
some dark humor......smiles!