Top 10 things Y/you will never hear a sub/slave say to their

Top 10 things Y/you will never hear a sub/slave say to their

Mistress Gatta • 12 בדצמ׳ 2004

10. How was i supposed to know i wasn't supposed to put Yourleather pants in the washer?

9. Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!

8. Tomorrow night, i get to tie you up, right?

7. God, You Dom/me's think the world should bow before You!

6. And just what do You think You are going to do with that paddle?

5. Sorry, i got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps?

4. Spanking? I-THINK-NOT!

3. Who died and left You in charge?

2. Do Your own damn laundry!

and the #1 thing you will never hear a sub/slave say to their Master or Mistress...

1. What do i look like, Your maid?


Only In America

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless
junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we
won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of seven and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'poli' in latin
meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Silly/stupid things subs can say:

What did the female sub say to her Master?
"Master is that a but plug in Your pocket or are You just happy to see me?"

"That didn't hurt."

"You swing like a girl."

In the middle of a spanking "A little to the left."

A sub says to their Master/Mistress while holding a whip and grinning wickedly, ... "my turn."

"What do You mean she's just got a nice ass and You just want to spank it?"

The little subbie looking up .. "One more scene like that and i'm putting You in time out"

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