How to Know if You're a Closet Submissive

How to Know if You're a Closet Submissive

Mistress Gatta • 1 בינו׳ 2005

How to Know if You're a Closet Submissive
- If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed and feel a wave of impotence coming on when you find out that they're talking about politics.
- If a friend of yours tells you s/he can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get aroused.
- If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could care less what happens on Wall Street.
- If you find yourself lying about your birthday just toget in an extra spanking or two during the course of a year.
- If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!
- If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather.
- If you call your personal vibrator "Sir."
- If you see a road sign displaying "Chains required" and wonder if that means "whips are optional."
- If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood.
- If you find yourself watching old reruns of Hawaii 5-0, just waiting for the scene when McGarrett says "Cuff em Danno."