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A Few Short Thoughts.....Enjoy(:(:

Mistress Gatta
לפני 19 שנים • 18 בינו׳ 2005

A Few Short Thoughts.....Enjoy(:(:

Mistress Gatta • 18 בינו׳ 2005
> If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

> Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

> Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he

> gets angry, he'll be a mile way - and barefoot.

> Going to church doesn't make you a holy person any more than going to a

> garage makes you a mechanic.

> Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

> A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

> A closed mouth gathers no feet.

> If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried

> before.

> My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

> Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

> It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

> I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my

> face.

> For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

> If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

> Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

> A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

> Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

> No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

> Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Dark Artist​(שולט)
לפני 19 שנים • 18 בינו׳ 2005

Nice :)

Dark Artist​(שולט) • 18 בינו׳ 2005
> Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious
That one is my favorite icon_smile.gif
Mistress Gatta
לפני 19 שנים • 18 בינו׳ 2005

!!!

Mistress Gatta • 18 בינו׳ 2005
Dark Artist, keep on good spitits.....he he. and take it easy! big smile- I thank you for your input. LG