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לפני 19 שנים •
26 בינו׳ 2005
porcupine joke
Two best friends and their girlfriend decided to have a big drinking party. One of them tells to the other: Hey, promise me that of I really get drunk you are not going fuck up my face as you usually do.... No problem- the other reply, I promise I wont beat the shit out of you...
Next morning....The guy gets up, looks up in the mirror- the entire face is bludgeoned,,,,,,Hey, you promised...... So the other one replies....Listen, when you called me an old asshole- I kept my word, when you call the girl a whore- I kept my word, but when you shitted on the carpet in the middle of the room, stuck 100 matches in it and claimed that its a porcupine and that's he is going live with us..... |
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לפני 19 שנים •
26 בינו׳ 2005
 This one's good !
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