FEW MORE SEX JOKES,,,

FEW MORE SEX JOKES,,,

Mistress Gatta • 26 במרץ 2005

S&M Magazine

One day mom was cleaning her son's room and under the
bed, she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting
for her.


She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed
it to him.


He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.


She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about
this?"


Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think
you should spank him."

Nuns

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates,
they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all
led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six
months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren"
and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and *poof*
she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed.
"Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry,
but that name just doesn't ring a bell." .The
nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to
St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands
it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it
was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1, 400
men in 6 months."

LOL

Blondie the good​(מתחלף) • 26 במרץ 2005