Jackie Chan (who is me) is approached by the mother of Taek Bo, she pleads him (me) to rescue her son from the next Tekken tournament. I (who is Jackie Chan) agree, but need(s) to go to the bathroom first. The bathroom is a very narrow corridor of urinals, the back wall is very close to where you stand. I (Jackie) go(es) to the very last one.
The American (played by Michael Keaton) enters, wearing aviators and a linen shirt. He smiles and says 'Hi' as he walks all the way to where Jackie (I) is (am) standing and goes to use the same urinal.
I (Jackie) punch him. The American (Michael) is surprised, but is still smiling. Jackie (I) punch(es) him again, then smash(es) his face into the wall, leaving a big red stain. Michael is still wearing the glasses.