My secret land

Have you ever been at a house party and thought to yourself

'What am I doing here? There's not even a cat.'

And the answer is that it's your friends birthday and no one else left yet even though it's midnight and you don’t want to be rude.

And I'm taking my cookies back with me, they don't appreciate them anyway.

I'm going to Oradora alone tomorrow, can anyone get me party favours so it'll be easier to tolerate the music and I could have fun?