In the Pink

[english]

A fluffy bunny was hopping through the forest. It was dark, and her pink eyes were somewhat myopic so when she stumbled over a snake, she stopped.

"Excuse me," she said, "But what are you? I can't see very well, and I don't even know what I am."

The snake replied "Well, I can't see very well either and I don't know what I am. Tell you what, I'll roll over you and tell you how you feel, and then you can work out what you are, and then you can do the same to me. Deal?"

"Deal," said the bunny. "Go on, roll over me. "

The snake rolled over the bunny and said "OK, you're fluffy, you have long ears and a twicthy nose and a cute little pompom-like tail."

"Excellent!" cried the bunny."I'm a bunny! Yay! OK, now I'll do you."

So the bunny rolled over the snake and said "Uhhhh, OK. You're slimey, you have no balls, and... um... I think you're poisonous."

"Fuck," said the snake. "I'm a lawyer.