לפני 15 שנים. 30 באוקטובר 2009 בשעה 4:57
You know the old joke, right?
Why are chefs always nasty people? Because they whip the cream and beat the eggs.
Since I am, underneath this blonde bombshell exterior, the most heimische yiddische mama you ever saw flogged and spanked to within an inch of her life, last night I made chopped liver. As is my wont. Except, I don't fry my livers [sic], I grill them.
"You're so bad, livers! You're an hour past curfew! And your hair needs brushing! And what's that spot on the floor, you said you'd washed it!"
I kill me. 8-)
This is what it means to be a switch. Submissive in the bedroom, and pro-domme in the kitchen.
Heh.