לפני 15 שנים. 5 בנובמבר 2009 בשעה 14:50
The girls are called Ella and Billie, as a tribute to the ever-wonderfully evil Don Gato, and his jazz fetish.
"But, Lilly -- who are the girls?" I hear you cry.
Take a wild guess. They live on my chest, they prevent me from buying button-down shirts or blouses, and they LOVE to be flogged.
And no, I do *not* mean like John Hurt in Alien. Or even in Spaceballs (see here: ) for that matter.
Yes, "the Girls" refers to my breastage. My boobs, my tits, my airbugs, funbags, cushions, swingbags... the epithets are numerous and largely tasteless to boot. But they exist. And they attract a fair amound of attention.
Ella and Billie are their official names ?) but unofficially, they were renamed "Body and Soul" this week, after a particularly exciting breast-torture session, during which we the wonderful Ms. Holiday crooned liltingly in the background.
And now for some proof -- here is Billie, performing a ritual folk dance involving some sugar-mammals.
Have a great weekend, y'all. 8-)
