לפני 14 שנים. 16 בדצמבר 2009 בשעה 14:49
"You need to remove your arm."
"I beg your pardon? You're not suggesting that I self-mutilate and amputate my arm, are you?"
"What? Oh no, I didn't say "remove", I said "move". But if you're offering amputation as an option, and you fully consent, I'm all for it. It's digging IN to me..."
"You big whiny cat. Moan, moan, bitch, moan. Here I am, giving you one of your cuddle fixes, and all you can do is moan about the one limb that if you cut off, I would actually forget Jerusalem, thank you very much."
"Why, thank you dear."
(An insult to the Big Bad Cat is always -- and I mean, ALWAYS -- taken as a compliment.)
Tthe above exchange took place after a highly intense and emotional session involving melted wax and some quite impressive projectile gushing.
Honestly, you'd think a girl could get cuddled without a complaint, wouldn't you? Apparently not.
This is a filler post, I confess -- I was hoping to post the really pretty photos of my new collar today, but the Big Bad Feline was too busy eating variously filled donuts yesterday, so the necessary editing was not done.
But it will be. Watch this space.
