לפני 14 שנים. 4 בינואר 2010 בשעה 9:14
I know you'll think I'm mean, but I absolutely couldn't resist sharing this.
Once, many moons ago, I signed up for a naughty dating website.
I'm still on it, and I get updates from them about the "hotties" in the surrounding 5000 mile radius that I configured as my gene pool resource space, which occasionally I like to read because the thrill of simultaneously hooting with laughter as I spurt milk out through my nose has never really lost its charm for me.
😄
This was today's gem -- one that, in my humble opinion, is up there as one of the best self-descriptions of any man hoping to get laid by any number of faceless far-away women who are probably all men anyway.
"40 year old man from essen,poland. "I have legs, arms and head and 10 fingers""
LOL!!
That is all. Normal service will be resumed shortly, as soon as I wipe up all this milk.
N.B. Is it just me who noticed that he doesn't include a body in the list of his assets? How is all that stuff (arms, legs, head) hanging together? I think we should be told. 😄