In the Pink

screwdriver - Oh, yes, quite creepy.

LillyVonSchtupp​(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap} - Isn't it though? The whole idea nearly made me lose my lunch.

I thought they might have been joking at the expense of some poor greener sap from America -- the Brits are cruel bastards on occasion, and I speak as an Ex-Pat.

But apparently not. Fich!

בלוסום​(לא בעסק) - בבקשה תגידי לי שהם מטומטמים.. בבקשה?... מה, על מצעי פלנל הם לא שמעו? על הכנסת בקבוק מים חמים למיטה?.. אם יש להם אנשי צוות חרמנים, שפשוט יגידו את זה.. (;

LillyVonSchtupp​(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap} - נכון, אה? דוחה ברמות!

Dan_Kap​(שולט){f,yt,D,תכ} - EEEEkkkk

"...
If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.
...
The bed-warmer is equipped with a thermometer to measure the bed's required temperature of 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit).

Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it. They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered.
..."

LillyVonSchtupp​(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap} - I know!!

Bleugh.

Bearing in mind my own particular predilections for how to dress in bed, I cannot think of anything less pleasant than having someone else's warmth greet me as I slip naked toe in between sheet and duvet.

Yeesh.