LillyVonSchtupp(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap}

In the Pink

סוטה, חמודה, ובלונדינית ברמות. ראו הוזהרתם. 8-)

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"But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires
To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night"
Khalil Gibran

It was beautiful to live"
when you lived!
The world is bluer and of the earth
at night, when I sleep
enormous, within your small hands."

Pablo Neruda

IUD Transmission

לפני 14 שנים. 10 באפריל 2010 בשעה 19:55

I think my IUD is transmitting radio signals... to somewhere... or someone.

Srsly.

I feel a vibration, not that I'm necessarily complaining, that is inexplicable.

The reasoning that I have come up with covers the following options:

-- Aliens have connected with my cunt and are monitoring the Earth from there, with possible intent to invade.

-- I swallowed an electric probe without noticing, and it's taken up semi-permanent residence in my vajayjay.

-- I am the old (relatively) woman who swallowed a fly, and that's where it ended up.

-- Dan has installed a "pet chip" in me.

Fucking bizarre, whatever the reason.

Le deep et heavy sigh.

(I really hope it's not the aliens.)

Anyone able to relate?

נמנמת - קרה לי פעם עם סתימה...
לא בדיוק אותו הדבר :-)...

א...ה... וגם קורה לי די הרבה מבית החזה - זה מפליא עד מאוד - כי אני יודע שזה אחד משתי המקומות (גם הראש) בו אני בטוח ששורר ריק מוחלט

ריק יכול לרטוט?

זה כנראה בכל זאת חייזרים

לפני 14 שנים

LillyVonSchtupp(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap} - זהו, בידיוק. שמעתי על מקרים שקשורים לסתימות. זה דבר שיכולתי להבין -- יש לזה frame of reference.

אבל תודה על העידוד. אחשוב עליך שיחתפו אותי בשביל ה-probing.

;-)

לפני 14 שנים

astaro - i am having visions from a certain southpark episode here.

i wonder how an Alien-Cunt connection would work, probably technology too complicated for my feeble mind to comprehend.

relate? no. thank you for making me chuckle, yes :)

לפני 14 שנים

LillyVonSchtupp(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap} - Always glad to be of service, my dear friend. Which South Park episode? Was it the one when Kenny died? (Heh, I kill me.)

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And how the hell are you anyway? Long time no speak -- or is it you connecting via my nether regions, because you don't have my phone number?

לפני 14 שנים

astaro - even though connecting to a woman via her cunt sounds awfully appealing (and is one of males main objectives) i can not take the credit for this one.

how am i? to summarize hella busy between work and uni.

לפני 14 שנים

Simone DeBra(מתחלפת){השליטה} - I can not relate for once. for the obvious reasons pregnancy is not a clear and present danger for me.
I vote for the pet chip. I can even theorize how he inserted it there:)
But seriously, why don't you go to the doctor, it sounds a bit scary.

לפני 14 שנים

LillyVonSchtupp(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap} - It's gone, for the meantime. If it comes back, I'll call the quack. Promise.

Anyway, between me spontaneously vibrating and you glowing a nicely neon green, we can soon form our own pack of super heroes. Spideygirl, VibratorVixen... got ideas for any other names?

לפני 14 שנים

Simone DeBra(מתחלפת){השליטה} - the only problem is that green is just not my color. I prefer blood red or neon pink.

לפני 14 שנים

Dan_Kap(שולט){f,yt,D,תכ} - Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

לפני 14 שנים

LillyVonSchtupp(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap} - Oh crap.

I was kinda hoping for a probe...

לפני 14 שנים

Whip(שולט) - You are an old (relatively) woman who swallowed a "pet chip", which Dan installed a in an electric probe, and Aliens took and connected with your flies and they are now monitoring Earth.
what cunt you understand? :)

לפני 14 שנים

LillyVonSchtupp(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap} - OLD????

I'm how many *MONTHS* older than you, you big alter kacker?

Anyway, I have protexia with the aliens now, and will recommend future probe volunteers, so it might pay to be a bit nicer to me.

:-)

*evil snigger*

לפני 14 שנים

Whip(שולט) - is that so?
I will be polite no more!
you are not old -
you're ANCIENT....
Move on, Tarante! this is why the aliens are probing you - they are sure you have the secret for eternal life!
and they also want to question you about Noa and the arc and how come you are not mentioned there. I told them you were mentioned there...under the nick "honey sucker".. :-)

לפני 14 שנים

LillyVonSchtupp(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap} - Oh, so THAT'S how it is now, huh? No more Mr. Nice Guy?

OK, I'm ready, I can take you down. Bring it.

לפני 14 שנים

Whip(שולט) - I just did.
Or maybe you can't see it, due to the cataract? sorry, I'LL WRITE IN BIG LETTERS...

Please refresh the page.
no, nothing has changed. Just so you will read it again, you know, the Alzheimer....

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Don't be upset, guys. she won't remember a thing tomorrow . what am I mumbling about? in 5 minutes she will forget about this site, and think BDSM is the name of one of her many medicines...

לפני 14 שנים

astaro - don't let me bother you two, please carry on. nothing like watching geezers duke it out.

לפני 14 שנים

LillyVonSchtupp(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap} - Watch it, you young whippersnapper. You're not too big to go over my knee for a good sound hiding.

Mind you, you're probably likely to enjoy it.

:-)

לפני 14 שנים

astaro - is that a threat or a promise?

just be warned, i fight back ;)

לפני 14 שנים

LillyVonSchtupp(מתחלפת){Dan_Kap} - Ooo, feisty! *Le slurp* Just how I like 'em :-)

לפני 14 שנים

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In the Pink

IUD Transmission

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