לפני 15 שנים. יום שבת, 10 באפריל 2010 בשעה 18:55
I think my IUD is transmitting radio signals... to somewhere... or someone.
Srsly.
I feel a vibration, not that I'm necessarily complaining, that is inexplicable.
The reasoning that I have come up with covers the following options:
-- Aliens have connected with my cunt and are monitoring the Earth from there, with possible intent to invade.
-- I swallowed an electric probe without noticing, and it's taken up semi-permanent residence in my vajayjay.
-- I am the old (relatively) woman who swallowed a fly, and that's where it ended up.
-- Dan has installed a "pet chip" in me.
Fucking bizarre, whatever the reason.
Le deep et heavy sigh.
(I really hope it's not the aliens.)
Anyone able to relate?