לפני 14 שנים. 5 במאי 2010 בשעה 5:09
Pant, pant, gasp, scream.... gush.
"Sorry!!"
"Sorry? What do you mean, sorry?"
"I kind of gushed... a little... and it happened before I could ask permission to come.... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
"Hmmm..."
"You are probing me very hard with the glass dildo, I don't know what you expected me to do. I'm only human, you know."
"Human? Feline!"
"True, feline."
"Fine. You're not allowed to come without explicit permission now."
*Evil, mean and rotten Cat continues to probe yet harder, resulting in aforementioned submissive feline clutching wildly at the sheets and picturing various traffic junctions in and around the Holy Land*
"Please let me come, O rotten Cat,
Or I will burst, and that is that!"
"Trying to make me change my mind by rhyming at me?"
"Er... (pant, pant, pant, Tzomet Geha, Tzomet Habankim).. yes. Did it work?"
"Almost. You may come when you have composed and recited a limerick."
"A limerick? Holy fuck, have mercy!! I can't write limericks at the best of times -- least of all in the throes of passion...!"
*Impervious evil mean and rotten cat smiles imperturbably, and makes the "I'm waiting here patiently, it's your own time/orgasm you're wasting" face, much beloved of teachers the world over.
". OK, let's see.
There once was an bad evil feline
Who loved to make his Pink Tabby whine
He forbade her to gush
Turning her brains to mush
Till she cried "You've had yours, now give me mine!"
"Oh, very good, Tabby le Pink. Very very good."
"May I come now"
"Yes, you may. Although you must remember the limerick -- so that you can blog it."
How good a sub am I?
