לפני 13 שנים. 6 באוקטובר 2011 בשעה 10:01
Things that get me hot
In no particular order, rather in a list that follows the somewhat jumbled and "special organization" of my brain. Such that it is. (Organization -- not brain.)
1. Apologies (given)
2. Eloquent and well-written text (everything to do with)
3. Rabbit fur floggers (everything to do with)
4. Jazz (listening to)
5. Dan's "little black bag" and all that resides therein
6. Shibari (being trussed up like a brisket, particularly in public, although not necessarily so)
7. Apologies (receiving)
8. Intelligence. (In another person. Knee-tremblers ahoy.)
9. Sensual tickling and stroking (receiving)
10. Food porn (everything to do with it -- le petit drool)
11. Integrity (demonstration of)
12. Really good comedy, preferably but not limited to British humour.**
13. The look. Oh you know which look i mean. The one with all the pheromones and chemistry and unseen crackling lines of electricity. Instant moisture from across a crowded room --- we've all been there.
14. Loyalty (demonstration of, but not when taken to far reaching extremes)
15. Sensual tickling and stroking (giving)
16. Wide stripped suede floggers (the sight of)
17. My hair. (Everything to do with it. Literally. Pull it, play with it, stroke it -- I don't care. The effect on me is astonishing.)
**For example, the funniest line in a movie I ever saw was in a moderately amusing movie, but delivered with comedic perfection that brings tears to my eyes and a wobble to my knee even now, as I just think about it. The film is "Analyze That", starring the great Robert de Niro and Billy Crystal. The scene has Robert de Niro as an ex-Mafia boss now out of prison and "rehabilitated", working as a secondhand car salesman. He shows a car to a prospective couple, opens the boot/trunk and says, "Look! It's huge! You can fit three, four bodies in there -- EASY." Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
