In the Pink

The level of persistence coupled with complete cluelessness out there is scary.

I have a profile on another site that is largely dormant (my profile, not the site). Every so often, I chck in and read my messages -- just for the hell of it.

My profile clearly states that while the fact of a person's feet alighting on holy soil might indicate a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get laid away from home to them, to me it merely indicates another horny tourist trying his luck. Strangely enough, this little nugget of information rarely manages to filter through the duh! levels of brain matter and have any kind of impact. In fact, gentle reader, I will share my astonishment with you at how very many people do. Not. Get it.

Following a series of unsolicited requests to spend a night making the beast with two backs with an Israeli dude who lives in the US, and comes here occasionally, I finally responded with a polite but firm negative:

Hi,
Sorry, but I don't think we're a match. Your interests and mine don't really coincide.
I wish you the very best in your search.
Lilly

His reply, not two minutes later:

you're totally wrong motek...i have the same interests as you so what are you talking about??

Note: He lists cuckolding as a fetish (been there, done that, no THANK you) and body building as a hobby. Pur-lease. Ahem. I digress.

i'm open kinky wild and fit..don't feel inferior if you're not in great shape like me..

Note # 2: His picture looks as though he's about to pop a vein from holding in his massive gut. Great shape my shiny and not-so-flabby ass. Onwards....

i'm willing to overlook the fact you're heavy..as long as you're a wild fuck who cares..ok..so think again hun..

I had to re-read that one. He's "willing" to overlook the "fact that I'm heavy"?

Was this guy for real?

Clearly, I had found the man of my dreams, and not even while on active search. If anything was going to make me rip off my underwear, and shove my cunt into his face, it was his "willingness" to overlook the "fact that I was heavy".

"Motek", let me tell you something. I love my body. I love my shape. Having fucked other BBW women, I know why so many men prefer it. I'm proud of who I am. I'm incredibly sexy, and believe me -- "wild fuck" doesn't even begin to describe my horizontal capabilities. However, all of this you will never know, since, unfortunately, I am not willing to overlook the fact that you are a horse's ass.

/rant OFF.