לפני 12 שנים. 1 בדצמבר 2011 בשעה 20:23
Ah, ye olde idiots of teh Web.
When will you learn that your behavior is nothing short of Neanderthal, and almost if not absolutely guaranteed NOT to get you laid.
You will remember the charmer who contacted me a few weeks ago, yes?
Apparently, he is not alone.
Another letter, this one starting off on an altogether more promising note. A sexual fantasy, no less -- although it was pitifully vanilla -- but it was far more personal, and far less obnoxious than many approaches I have received (do not get me started) so I wrote back to him in a pleasant enough manner.
His response revealed the dickhead within:
My proposal is this: We meet for some fun once and afterwards if we both enjoyed it and feel comfortable with the idea of doing it again then we can do it again but if not then we both had a good time and can part on good terms. Please though if we think we want to do this then lets make plans rather than messing round exchanging emails for weeks.
Because, heaven forbid we should wish to *communicate* with someone with whom we may or may not be planning to sleep. It's all about the animal magnetism, grunt, snort, Me Tarzan, You Jane, Neanderthal-throw-her-over-the-shoulder-and-head-back-to-the-cave. Right?
I digress. He continues:
With women on this site they say they want want to get together but want to talk on here first for weeks but when it comes to actually making plans they back out. One time I made plans to meet somebody and on the day she didn't show up and has refused to reply to any emails.
Frankly, the neediness coupled with the primitive attitude is a bit of a red flag for me -- and I can't say I blame her.
I should write a book about this...
