הכל פיקציה

זה פשוט שיר שאני מאוד אוהב,
במיוחד את ביצוע של בילי הולידיי.


כבר עדיף שאני אשחק ברידג' עם הדודה של העוזרת הזקנה שלי,
לי אין שום סיכוי, זהו רומן למופת.


A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But youre as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you wont nestle
A fine romance, you wont wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I havent got a chance
This is a fine romanceA fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, Ill take jello
Youre calmer than the seals
In the arctic ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
Ive never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance
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