What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blow job. :)

Q: Why did Jesus die on the cross? A: He didnt use his safeword.

and Planning to come down to Dungeon on Friday Jan 7th to attend party there. Hoping to meet A/all Her friends. See Y/you there. MG

What's the difference between an anal thermometer and a regular thermometer? . . . Give up?

There are two lines for men waiting to enter the pearly gates of Heaven. One line is marked for men who have been dominated by their wives. The line is huge and extends for miles and miles. The second line is marked for men who have dominated their wives.

Jewish mom was very worried about her son's alternative and homosexual relationships and kept bugging him all the time. One day he comes home and says: - Mom don't worry anymore, I just met this wonderful girl and I think I'm in love. - Is she a shiksa? - asks mom.

How to Know if You're a Closet Submissive - If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed and feel a wave of impotence coming on when you find out that they're talking about politics.