תמיכה

20. With chocolate size doesn’t matter.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
15. You can have chocolate any time of the month.
14. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
13. With chocolate there is no need to fake it.
12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting anyone.
9. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
8. Tow people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
7. If you bit the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you’r driving.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
2. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has a real meaning with chocolate
1. You can GET chocolate.