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OK, I was asked to describe myself a little, so here goes:

*Friends describe me as creative, witty and -- at times -- petulant.

*I love steaks but eat salads.

*On my bookshelf, you will find John Stuart Mill, Sayyid Qutb, H.P. Lovecraft and the
Catholic Catechism.

*The object of my first BDSM fantasy was Catwoman (Julie Newmar, of course).