לפני 14 שנים. 8 באוקטובר 2010 בשעה 7:14
Yes, I'm back.
Yes, it's been a while.
Yes, I should be ashamed of myself for abandoning you all for so long. How have you coped without me? Bad Lilly. Spank me? (Offers to spank in comments please, but read the rest first, s'il vous plait.)
So it was a fucking disgustingly hot Summer, over which I had a li'l fun. Only a very li'l, unfortunately -- circumstances contrived to keep myself and the NEMRF apart for nearly 3 weeks, which was unpleasant in the extreme. However, we are long past that and back to our regular yet irregular routine. I also found myself a sub -- or so I thought. It turned out that, according to him, I couldn't possibly dominate anyone since i was a sub. Slow, monosyllabic explanation of the word "switch" got me nowhere. And to top it all, he's into humiliation, so to vent my feelings at him, and call him a tiny-dicked pathetic piece of astroturf, not fit to lick my stilletos, was exactly what he wanted.
It's very aggravating. Think about it, how does one insult a humiliation fetishist? (Answers in comments, bitte.)
Might have found another though. A real sweetheart, who would like me to restrain him and force him to eat me for hours. The knee-jerk response to which is, of course, "Well, if you INSIST."
So tell me what's happening, people? I have missed y'all, yanno.
And just to pick up on an old tradition, if I may indulge myself by dedicating something to the Big Bad Cat of my heart, here's this week's Friday video clip. Since I've missed so many, it's a bit of a doozie. One mgiht argue that it was a bit sappy, but they'd have to do it to my face, and be prepared for my switchiest response.
Have a great weekend, y'all.
