לפני 14 שנים. 11 בנובמבר 2010 בשעה 6:22
I have been laid low by a Foul and Disgusting Disease.
Ugh.
Not content with making me feel like I have razorblades in my throat everytime I swallow, which I hardly need tell you is not my fetish, or a pounding headache, or a throbbing (not in the fun way) ear-ache but also dizziness and general weakness.
Not a surprise, given the circumstance, I grant you -- but still. Suckworthy.
Confined to my sick bed, I yowled to the Big Bad Cat.
"I feel like crap. I can barely move without being in pain. I have to cancel our date. Gah."
A warm and reassuring voice purred down the phone to me.
"No worries, Tabby. I'll just have to come and visit you, if you can't come to me. But you will come. It's the cure-all medicine."
Well, what was I to do? He insisted, after all.
As a result of said visit, the details of which are too gruesome to recount (or rather, best kept between myself and the Nefarious Evil Mean and Rotten Feline), I highly recommend orgasms, taken internally (although not always orally) as a treatment for whatever illnesses plague you this "winter".
😄
Wishing you all continued good health. (Cough sneeze splutter wince sniff spit sigh.)
