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?Me: Guest services Shalom, how may I help you

???Stupid American : DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH

?Me: I thought I answered in english ma'am

 ???Stupid American : SO DO YOU OR DON'T YOU

?Me:(sigh) yes ma'am I do. How can I help you

?Stupid American: DO YOU HAVE A CLOCK

.Me: Yes we do, I will send one up to your room  ma'am.

 Stupid American: YOU DO KNOW WHAT A CLOCK

.IS RIGHT? IT'S THE THING THAT TELLS THE TIME

 Whispers to her husband), you have to make sure these)

.stupid Israelis understand you

Me: Ma'am you DO realize that I said I speak english

...right? this usually means that I also understand it

.Stupid American: uhhh mmmm ok. Bye

למען הסר ספק, כל השיחה הייתה באנגלית :-)

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