לומדת לדבר אחרת

- Hi, can I speak to the supervisor?

- Speaking, how may I assist you?

- I need a refund, I want AT LEAST 50% off.

- What seems to be the problem ma'am? 

- It's raining!

- ???????????????

I was told this is a hot sunny country and I'm

sitting in my succa and it's raining on me!!

- Ok ma'am I will pass your complaint to the managment and they will get back to you. 

- Oh so the general manager will call me back?

- No ma'am...I meant God. He's in Charge of the weather here. 

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Hi, we checked out a couple of days ago and I think we left a suitcase there...

מי אתם אנשים הזויים שלא שמים לב אם הם איבדו מזוודה (או לא) כמה ימים ומאיפה יש לכם כ"כ הרבה כסף כדי להתאכסן כאן בחג?!?!?!