So basically, the one definite way to win my heart is to offer me back scratches.
The kind where you really go between softly scratching your nails over the entire expanse of a person's back, then the finger tips, then some nice good hard scratches, and back to stage one and so on and so forth,
And like where you tease the areas of the ribs, and neck and under the armpits (just, yknow, to hear the person squeal) and then after a while you move to combing your fingers over their scalp.
I'm a master at back rubbing. My back rubs bring all the bitches to ma yard yo.
Like, my one true ticket to popularity amongst my classmates is literally just that. Also the massages I give.
But being the kindhearted, giving person that I am - I find myself very rarely on the receiving end of such luxuries.
So yeah. If I'm already attracted to you and there is good chemistry there then by doing so you will win already 80% of the points towards my being your lawfully bedded slave.
Ok, I might be blowing things a bit outta proprtion.
(Or am I...?)
Also, I recently watched the Deadpool movie - which is pretty hot.
I mean, cmmoooonnn its Ryan Reynolds. The guy's been starring in my fantasies since 'Party Liaison' and the character of Meghan in the movie is a pretty hot Domme (she totally owns Wade's ass).
And there was a lot of text and subtext and sub-text (hah! see what i did thar?).
Other than that I kinda just hate my life as it is right now.
Nothing bad about it, I just feel stuck, which leads to my being snarky.
I go around giving all the snark.
And I basically ignore everyone on this website as part of this snark, so yeah, nothing personal...
Probably...