HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUNGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \

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>A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. > >He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank >you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, >food >stamps, free medical care and free education!"

> An ancient gothic castle, a deep dungeon with dark grey walls, chains hanging >from the ceiling....a beautiful Mistress dressed in a long leather dress >and stiletto boots. A slave is cuffed to the St.

You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

PEACE, HEALTH AND HAPPINESS

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.

middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains she has another 30-40 years to live.

> Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. > > Try to come up with the answer on your own... > The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one > through!! > > At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of > the > earth.