> >ADULT SEX QUIZ > > > >Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob > >A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a > >blowjob > > > >Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? > >A.) So men can be open minded. > > > >Q.)

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

"Never Again" [hebrew man praying] Feel this To all those races, colors, and creeds, every man bleeds for the countless victims and all their families of the murdered, tortured and slaved, raped, robbed and persecuted - Never Again!

>Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax >and proceeded to the checkout counter. >The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight, > the boy replied. > The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

Happy Ever After.......... This is a fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls!

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark . One: Don't miss the boat. Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat. Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Four: Stay fit.