Woman is the nigger of the world (Lennon/Yoko Ono) Woman is the nigger of the world Yes she is... think about it Woman is the nigger of the world Think about it... do something about it

Condoleezza Rice's Commanding Clothes (WaPo, page C1) Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice arrived at the Wiesbaden Army Airfield on Wednesday dressed all in black.

far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts, but Nick the Dragon Slayer knew the penalty for this desire would be death should he try and touch them.

The stewardess walks out into the cabin: "Which one of you hasn't paid the freight cost for your refrigerator?" No one answers. "I'll ask it again--who? If you don't pay for it, we'll drop it!" All the passengers look at each other. "Well, I warned you." ..................

On an airplane somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, the pilot turns on the PA system and says: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Please listen carefully to this information, as it pertains to our flight.

Yesterday we drank vodka. When we ran out of vodka, we turned to beer. Then we drank all the beer...so we got my neighbor's cognac...Then I had an oatmeal cookie and got food poisoning!!

A woman comes to the pat store. There she sees a parrot sitting in a cage.....She passes him by...Parrot calls her- hellllo......She replies- What? Parrots says- You are ugly! Woman gets upset, walks away. Next day the same things happens....And the next and the next...