סקיצות מחיים דיספונקציונליים

Me: I didn’t understand a word of the message you left me, but you sounded disgruntled at the beginning of it....
He: I said that again you passed next to me in the hall, and I tried to say hallo to you and you didn’t give me the time of day.
Me: that’s not true! I acknowledged you with a look, (he bursts into laughter), and you acknowledged me back with a look… (He continues laughing). Boy! You are so sensitive!
He: (amused) yes, very sensitive…
Me: or is it just about me?
He: (laughs again) yes, just about you…
Me: (with a sweet sigh) oh….. I’m flattered…
He: (changes the subject real quick)