Anything Goes

Buttercup: Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
Westley: Why? Are you going to ride me?
Buttercup: Nevermind why. I need it clean. Will you do it or not?
Westley: You have to ask me nicely!
Buttercup: Oh, never mind.

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Buttercup: Farm boy, fill these with water - please.
Westley: What do I get for it?
Buttercup: Umm... I dunno... you don't have to. That's ok, I'll just ask somebody else.
Westley: Oh, so you're gonna find some other poor sucker to do stuff for you? You keep using men for your selfish needs. That's nasty.
Buttercup: Fine, I'll fill them myself.
Westley: Hey, what are you doing later? Wanna put on a nice dress and order me around? I can get on my kness and bark for you!
Buttercup: I'll think about it.

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Buttercup: Farm boy, fetch me that pitcher
Westley: Oh, so now you say "fetch" to me like I'm some kind of worthless puppy? I'm a man, you know. I have needs. Nobody likes a tease!
Buttercup: But...
Westley: You are such a bitch.

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Buttercup: I will never love again 😒