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It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently no body had made a scientific study of a calorie expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results:

Removing her clothes
With her consent………………..…12 calories
Without her consent…………..…...187 calories

Opening her bra
With both hands……………………8 calories
With one hand……………………..12 calories
With your teeth…………………….85 calories

Putting on a condom
With an erection………...………...6 calories
Without an erection……………….315 calories

Preliminaries
Trying to find the clitoris………...8 calories
Trying to find the G-spot…………92 calories

Positions
Missionary……………………….12 calories
69 lying down……………………78 calories
69 standing up……………………112 calories
Wheelbarrow……………………..216 calories
Doggy style………………………326 calories
Italian chandelier…………………912 calories

Orgasmic
Real……………………………….112 calories
False………………………………315 calories

Post orgasm
Lying in the bed hugging………....18 calories
Getting up immediately……………36 calories
Explaining why you got up immediately…816 calories

Getting a second erection if you are
20-29 years….…………………..36 calories
30-39 years ……………………..80 calories
40-49 years …………………….124 calories
50-59 years ……………………..972 calories
60-69 years …………………….2916 calories
70 and over……………………... Results are still pending

Dressing up afterwards
Calmly………………………..32 calories
In a hurry…………………….98 calories
With her father knocking at the door…...1218 calories
With your wife knocking at the door……3521 calories

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