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I must buy a riding crop or paddle. Slapping a girl on the bottom is rough going on the hands, and the belt – though it gives off a dramatic, Mean Daddy sort of vibe – tends to get a bit fickle in the actual delivery of blows. Besides, it’s hard to be dangerous and sexy when you’re secretly wondering if your pants are going to fall down!

P.S. I’m totally celebrating the lifting of the gag order on the secret arrest of Walla reporter Anat Kam.