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This Friday, I will attend a training session to practice for my role as a nameless, shambling zombie in a low-budget, indie movie. Of course, as an aspiring thespian, I must strive to understand my character and what motivates him. To do otherwise would be cheating the audience. So, let’s see now, my character’s motivation … well, he likes human brains and hates rigor mortis. That about covers it.