BTW

BTW, I'm not sure, but seems in Russian it sounded somehow better... well, I tried My best!

חמישי ינו' 27, 2005 3:11 am • 2 תגובות • 1850 צפיות

Last Will and Testament of a Russian Alcoholic

why its better to have bottle of vodka then woman
1. bottle vodka does not care how many bottles you had before her
2.she does not care if you compare her quality with qualities of other bottles.
...

חמישי ינו' 27, 2005 3:09 am • 2 תגובות • 1850 צפיות

Are you sure? (:(:

A wounded in an arm guy is swimming in the river, trying desperately to get to the shore. A bird sits on his head and asks- Hey, why are you not using both hands?
Oh, he replies, I got shot in th ...

רביעי ינו' 26, 2005 9:41 pm • 2 תגובות • 1881 צפיות

porcupine joke

Two best friends and their girlfriend decided to have a big drinking party. One of them tells to the other: Hey, promise me that of I really get drunk you are not going fuck up my face as you usual ...

רביעי ינו' 26, 2005 9:29 pm • 1 תגובות • 1632 צפיות

ANNUAL NEOLOGISM CONTEST

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to
its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate
meanings for common words.

The winners are:

01. Coff ...

שבת ינו' 22, 2005 12:17 am • 1 תגובות • 1637 צפיות

Harley Davidson and God

An engineer of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation
died and went to
heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've
been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the wo ...

שישי ינו' 21, 2005 10:44 pm • 0 תגובות • 1531 צפיות

Sins

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive
me, Father, for I have sinned."



The priest said, "Confess your sins and be ...

שישי ינו' 21, 2005 10:30 pm • 0 תגובות • 1542 צפיות

question to sex therapist

A famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions
when a caller asked, "Doctor, I want to know, why do
men always want to marry a virgin?"



To which the doctor handily responded, "To ...

שישי ינו' 21, 2005 10:26 pm • 0 תגובות • 1506 צפיות

!!!

Dark Artist, keep on good spitits.....he he. and take it easy! big smile- I thank you for your input. LG

רביעי ינו' 19, 2005 12:05 am • 3 תגובות • 2063 צפיות

A Few Short Thoughts.....Enjoy(:(:

> If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

> Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

> Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he

> ...

שלישי ינו' 18, 2005 7:13 pm • 3 תגובות • 2063 צפיות