why its better to have bottle of vodka then woman 1. bottle vodka does not care how many bottles you had before her 2.she does not care if you compare her quality with qualities of other bottles. 3.you can throw her in a back seat of the car and transport her that way.

A wounded in an arm guy is swimming in the river, trying desperately to get to the shore. A bird sits on his head and asks- Hey, why are you not using both hands? Oh, he replies, I got shot in the arm., I don't think I can make it.... Are you sure?

Two best friends and their girlfriend decided to have a big drinking party. One of them tells to the other: Hey, promise me that of I really get drunk you are not going fuck up my face as you usually do....

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

An engineer of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

A famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, "Doctor, I want to know, why do men always want to marry a virgin?"

> If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. > Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.