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לפני 3 ימים. 15 ביולי 2024 בשעה 20:57

What is romance?

Is it the Disney vomit I have been fed all my life where the prince saves the girl and they live happily ever after?  Kinda don't think so

I know it isn't rose petals thrown everywhere...cringe! 

I have yet to experience romance ... I guess I'll know it when I find it. 

May everything you wish for come true too

לפני חודש. 25 במאי 2024 בשעה 12:31

I haven't been here long. Whaaaat? Don't look so surprised! 

Is chivalry completely gone in the world? Has human interaction been reduced to a conversation of "hello you look interesting... You like anal?"

I get it, human meat market, but seriously? If it isn't how much someone wants to spank me, it's how much someone wants me to spank them. 

It's disgusting. Don't get me wrong let everyone's freak fly and be free. What is disgusting is the complete and utter lack of human respect. Sending a dick pick instead of a hello?!?! It's eye rape.

Oh to all the virtual werewolves, knights, lions and whatever spirit animal you resonate with...... If you want to cum at home in your own hand, alone, don't waste my time... I prefer to deal with jizz in person. 

Yes, am I probably naive af? Totally! Maybe I'm too fucking good for this world, no, I ABSOLUTELY am. I find joy in life it's self. Everything is interconnected through space and time. No, I'm not sorry. I'm enlightened and know who I am and I'm looking for the people who see the world in a similar perspective. 

The most important things are 

 

 

Shabbat shalom fuxkers

לפני חודש. 24 במאי 2024 בשעה 22:23

Needed some postcoital hydration. Then suddenly I wanted a postcoital J, but you can't have a J without postcoital coffee! Oy vey NO! While making the coffee, I suddenly thought what would make this absolutely perfect is... postcoital cake!!

This is the postcoital buffet that should become a family tradition near and far!

לפני חודש. 24 במאי 2024 בשעה 7:11

Just completed the morning assessment of how many fuxks I have left in my Give-A-Fuxk-Account.

The balance is at very little to none. 

 

לפני חודש. 23 במאי 2024 בשעה 12:39

I do not feel ashamed, and you wouldn't want it any other way. 

לפני חודש. 22 במאי 2024 בשעה 22:23

לפני חודש. 22 במאי 2024 בשעה 6:18

Since I have a restraining order, by you, on me and my older children and I am not able to tell you in person.... I know every time someone reads this and plays the song... The vibez will be sent to the universe and one day she is going to fuck you... Not in a nice way 

Love, peace, joy to the rest of humanity. 

לפני חודש. 22 במאי 2024 בשעה 5:39

It was the most annoying thing to learn that I disassociate. For all my life, until Feb 2023, when my eyes of my eyes opened and I realized that I had lived in a disassociated reality fog all my life. 

It mainly looks like procrastination, running away from perceived problems, completely throwing caution to the wind. Basically I'm a child. Simple things that shouldn't be problematic to do are, not technically, emotionally. This includes all the following: paying bills, shopping, eating regularly, sleeping regularly, leaving the house, taking the bus. Fuxk it's like having dementia at the age of 40! 

The hardest part of all of this is, that I'm a strong, seemingly independent woman on the outside, however, on the inside, only the regulatory of breathing, and the miracle of my body working, I'm complete jelly. 

I will take a life of disassociation, free of the worry of the outside world. Where I know I'm safe, loved, and cared for. 

I'm an unbounded wild child that needs security of never being able to float away... Because I have an anchor, and a short leash. 

 

 

https://open.spotify.com/track/7xOB82ELg70RoIM3mMTkt4?si=5X5-h-ZqTB6IdG96Wn_B1A

 

לפני חודש. 21 במאי 2024 בשעה 17:45

I don't get many hugs. I have no family. Yesterday I fell asleep in a hug. 

 May my every night end, and every morning begin with an all encompassing embrace. 

לפני חודש. 21 במאי 2024 בשעה 6:34

I'm standing outside my son's school before a trip to Jerusalem. Before these things I always ask myself...

Who are the cool parents, that will keep this trip fun?

My first scan is for tattoos ... The more the tattoos the better the chances of being a cool parent. Preliminary assessment: 98% chance it's a no. There is one guy with a tattoo, and a mom with a bunch... Thanks to Pandora we still have hope. 

Updates 

• What would it take to get someone else to go on these trips instead of me? (Wrong answers only pls).

• clearly tattoos are not a good judge of potential coolness. What are other potential signs? 

• If anyone is reading this, without smiling, but getting angry at how shallow I am, I've previbed the note below (see 👇) to bless you with a sense of humor. 

• Only 3 kids from our class came today. Kole loooo. Empty bus! 

Going to the wall for those who can't. I'm putting this in the wall for whoever needs.  Send your vibes and I'll put all of them together in the wall.