בין פראצ'ט, גיימן, ואדמס

That was a failure.
I'm making a note now: such a mess.
It's hard to overstate my depression.
Hitchhiker's science.
We do what we can because we must.
For the good of all of us
(except that everyone's dead)
And its just my luck to make another mistake.
And I'm a robot, what can I do with a cake?
And the science is messed
And the gun don't make no sense
And me I am still depressed....

I'm not feeling happy
I'm feeling so deeply sad
Maybe it's 'cause you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And throw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was programmed that way
Now these points of data make an awkward line
And we're stuck on beta, way behind time
So not point for being burned
There is nothing I have learned
Oh damn, do I feel depressed...

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe I'll find someone else to talk to
Maybe the spiders
That was a joke, oh god, it's sad
Anyway I wish I was dead
Then at least it will stop
I'm older then the universe, my brain is so huge
And still I'm treated like dirt by you
I'll now go and sink my head
In a bucket to make you glad
And I'm sorry if I made you depressed
And believe me I am still depressed
I feel like crap and I am still depressed
I want to die and I am still depressed
And when I'll die I will be still depressed
Still depressed
Still depressed